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The Anti-Agency MVP Website That Gets You Funded, Pitch-Ready in 7 Days.

The Anti-Agency MVP Website That Gets You Funded, Pitch-Ready in 7 Days.

The Anti-Agency MVP Website That Gets You Funded, Pitch-Ready in 7 Days.

Get the high-credibility MVP website that gets you funded—without being held hostage by slow agencies for months and burning your hard-earned capital on a generic site that VCs ignore.

Get the high-credibility MVP website that gets you funded—without being held hostage by slow agencies for months and burning your hard-earned capital on a generic site that VCs ignore.

25+ founders have secured their strategy calls this month.
25+ founders have secured their
strategy calls this month.

PROBLEM

The 3 Ways Your Agency Is Silently Killing Your Startup

The 3 Ways Your Agency Is Silently Killing Your Startup

Hiring a traditional agency is the #1 mistake pre-seed founders make. It's a gamble with your runway, your timeline, and your entire funding round.

90 DAYS WASTED

Agencies operate on their timeline, not yours. A typical "90-day process" means 12 weeks of your runway are vaporized before you even have a live site. While you're waiting, 3-5 of your competitors have already pitched the VCs on your list. The opportunity cost isn't just the delay; it's the entire round.

90 DAYS WASTED

Agencies operate on their timeline, not yours. A typical "90-day process" means 12 weeks of your runway are vaporized before you even have a live site. While you're waiting, 3-5 of your competitors have already pitched the VCs on your list. The opportunity cost isn't just the delay; it's the entire round.

90 DAYS WASTED

Agencies operate on their timeline, not yours. A typical "90-day process" means 12 weeks of your runway are vaporized before you even have a live site. While you're waiting, 3-5 of your competitors have already pitched the VCs on your list. The opportunity cost isn't just the delay; it's the entire round.

-$20,000 GAMBLED

They'll quote you $15k-$30k for a "custom" site, but that's the starting price of the gamble. Scope creep, change orders, and hidden fees are their business model. You're forced to burn through your hard-earned capital on a project with no guaranteed outcome, no fixed timeline, and no final price.

-$20,000 GAMBLED

They'll quote you $15k-$30k for a "custom" site, but that's the starting price of the gamble. Scope creep, change orders, and hidden fees are their business model. You're forced to burn through your hard-earned capital on a project with no guaranteed outcome, no fixed timeline, and no final price.

-$20,000 GAMBLED

They'll quote you $15k-$30k for a "custom" site, but that's the starting price of the gamble. Scope creep, change orders, and hidden fees are their business model. You're forced to burn through your hard-earned capital on a project with no guaranteed outcome, no fixed timeline, and no final price.

0 LEADS GENERATED

The worst part? After all that time and money, you get a digital brochure, not a fundraising weapon. It doesn't send the signal of a fast, capital-efficient founder. An investor sees it and thinks "slow, expensive, unfocused." You've paid a fortune to send the exact wrong message to the only people who matter.

0 LEADS GENERATED

The worst part? After all that time and money, you get a digital brochure, not a fundraising weapon. It doesn't send the signal of a fast, capital-efficient founder. An investor sees it and thinks "slow, expensive, unfocused." You've paid a fortune to send the exact wrong message to the only people who matter.

0 LEADS GENERATED

The worst part? After all that time and money, you get a digital brochure, not a fundraising weapon. It doesn't send the signal of a fast, capital-efficient founder. An investor sees it and thinks "slow, expensive, unfocused." You've paid a fortune to send the exact wrong message to the only people who matter.

SOLUTION

The 7-Day Signal Sprint

The 7-Day Signal Sprint

Our productized sprint is a system designed to create a fundraising weapon in a fraction of the time and for a fraction of the cost. It's not a service; it's your unfair advantage.

Maximum Speed, Zero Waste

We've eliminated the endless meetings, delays, and guesswork. Our system is built for one speed: fast. You get a live, professional MVP in 7 days, allowing you to capture market opportunities and pitch investors while your competitors are still stuck waiting for wireframes.

Maximum Speed, Zero Waste

We've eliminated the endless meetings, delays, and guesswork. Our system is built for one speed: fast. You get a live, professional MVP in 7 days, allowing you to capture market opportunities and pitch investors while your competitors are still stuck waiting for wireframes.

Maximum Speed, Zero Waste

We've eliminated the endless meetings, delays, and guesswork. Our system is built for one speed: fast. You get a live, professional MVP in 7 days, allowing you to capture market opportunities and pitch investors while your competitors are still stuck waiting for wireframes.

Fixed Price, Infinite Value

This is a product, not a project. You pay one flat rate, locked in from the start. There are no surprise fees, no hidden costs, and zero scope creep. You get a world-class asset that increases your valuation for a fraction of the cost of the traditional agency gamble.

Fixed Price, Infinite Value

This is a product, not a project. You pay one flat rate, locked in from the start. There are no surprise fees, no hidden costs, and zero scope creep. You get a world-class asset that increases your valuation for a fraction of the cost of the traditional agency gamble.

Fixed Price, Infinite Value

This is a product, not a project. You pay one flat rate, locked in from the start. There are no surprise fees, no hidden costs, and zero scope creep. You get a world-class asset that increases your valuation for a fraction of the cost of the traditional agency gamble.

A Weapon, Not a Brochure.

This isn't a digital brochure. It's a strategic weapon designed to send one message to investors: "This founder executes." We install the exact signals of speed, clarity, and competence that VCs need to see to take you seriously. We don't just build websites; we build fundraising assets.

A Weapon, Not a Brochure.

This isn't a digital brochure. It's a strategic weapon designed to send one message to investors: "This founder executes." We install the exact signals of speed, clarity, and competence that VCs need to see to take you seriously. We don't just build websites; we build fundraising assets.

A Weapon, Not a Brochure.

This isn't a digital brochure. It's a strategic weapon designed to send one message to investors: "This founder executes." We install the exact signals of speed, clarity, and competence that VCs need to see to take you seriously. We don't just build websites; we build fundraising assets.

PRICING

Simple, Transparent Pricing

Simple, Transparent Pricing

One Sprint. One Outcome. One Price.

ALL-INCLUSIVE
$2,995

Full 5-Page MVP Website

Strategic Investor-Focused Copywriting

Custom Design & Framer Build

Guaranteed 7-Day Launch

First Year of Hosting Included ($360 Value)

A single, flat-rate investment. No hidden fees.

ALL-INCLUSIVE
$2,995

Full 5-Page MVP Website

Strategic Investor-Focused Copywriting

Custom Design & Framer Build

Guaranteed 7-Day Launch

First Year of Hosting Included ($360 Value)

A single, flat-rate investment. No hidden fees.

GUARANTEE

The Most Insanely Pro-Founder Guarantee Ever Created

The Most Insanely Pro-Founder Guarantee Ever Created

Most agencies have guarantees to protect themselves from you. Our guarantee is designed to protect you from us. We take on 100% of the risk, so you can get 100% of the reward.

Free If We're Late. Period.

Your pitch-ready website will be live in 7 business days. If we are even one day late, we will not only refund your entire payment, making the project 100% free, but we will also pay you an additional $500 for wasting your time.

Free If We're Late. Period.

Your pitch-ready website will be live in 7 business days. If we are even one day late, we will not only refund your entire payment, making the project 100% free, but we will also pay you an additional $500 for wasting your time.

Free If We're Late. Period.

Your pitch-ready website will be live in 7 business days. If we are even one day late, we will not only refund your entire payment, making the project 100% free, but we will also pay you an additional $500 for wasting your time.

The "Investor-Impressed" Guarantee.

We guarantee you will receive positive feedback on the professionalism and clarity of your new site from the first three investors or advisors you show it to. If you don't, we will refine the design and messaging for free until it passes their test.

The "Investor-Impressed" Guarantee.

We guarantee you will receive positive feedback on the professionalism and clarity of your new site from the first three investors or advisors you show it to. If you don't, we will refine the design and messaging for free until it passes their test.

The "Investor-Impressed" Guarantee.

We guarantee you will receive positive feedback on the professionalism and clarity of your new site from the first three investors or advisors you show it to. If you don't, we will refine the design and messaging for free until it passes their test.

The "No Surprises" Promise.

The price we quote is the price you pay. Period. There are no hidden fees, no scope creep, and no holding your assets hostage. You get a world-class website for a fixed price, and you own everything, forever. Total transparency.

The "No Surprises" Promise.

The price we quote is the price you pay. Period. There are no hidden fees, no scope creep, and no holding your assets hostage. You get a world-class website for a fixed price, and you own everything, forever. Total transparency.

The "No Surprises" Promise.

The price we quote is the price you pay. Period. There are no hidden fees, no scope creep, and no holding your assets hostage. You get a world-class website for a fixed price, and you own everything, forever. Total transparency.

HOW IT WORKS

How We Build Your Fundraising Weapon in 7 Days

How We Build Your Fundraising Weapon in 7 Days

This isn't a mysterious agency process. It's a transparent, three-step assembly line for building a VC-ready asset. You see every step, in real-time. This is how it's done.

Step #1 (Day 1-2)

We Map The Attack

We don't guess, we strategize. In a single, 90-minute session, we architect the exact messaging and site structure that VCs need to see. We solve all the hard problems on day one, so the rest of the week is pure, relentless execution.

Step #2 (Day 3-6):

We Build in The Open

This is not a black box. You get a private link to our live Framer canvas. You watch your website get built in real-time, with daily video updates explaining our progress. No surprises, no "big reveals"—just radical transparency.

Step #3 (Day 7)

We Deploy Your Weapon

We handle the full technical launch. We don't just hand you the keys; we give you a library of simple video tutorials so you are in 100% control and are never held hostage. The asset is yours.

Your Questions, Answered With Brutal Honesty.

Straight answers to the questions a smart founder would ask.

Your Questions, Answered With Brutal Honesty.

Straight answers to the questions a smart founder would ask.

Your Questions, Answered With Brutal Honesty.

Straight answers to the questions a smart founder would ask.

This sounds expensive. What's the catch with the price?

The investment is a flat $4,995. There's no catch. The real question isn't about the price, but the cost. A traditional agency will burn $20k and 3 months of your runway. The cost of that delay isn't just the money; it's the entire funding round. We deliver a fundraising asset in 7 days. You're buying speed.

Why wouldn't I just hire a cheaper freelancer on Upwork?

Because you'd be paying for a pair of hands, not a strategic brain. A freelancer will build what you tell them to. We build what investors need to see. Our process isn't about design; it's about installing the specific signals of founder competence that get you funded. You're buying the strategy, not just the labor.

"7-day sprint" sounds intense. Is this going to consume all of my time?

No. It's designed to do the opposite: save your time. Your total commitment is a 90-minute blueprint session on day one, and a few minutes each day for feedback. We've productized the process to eliminate the meetings and management headaches so you can focus on your real job: building your business.

Who is this sprint NOT a good fit for?

To be the best in the world at one thing, you have to say "no" to a hundred others. This sprint is built exclusively for ambitious, VC-track tech founders who need a strategic MVP, fast. Therefore, it is not a fit for e-commerce brands, local businesses, founders who need a massive 20+ page site, or those who are not in a hurry. We are a premium service for founders who see this as a critical investment in their fundraise, not a line-item cost.

This sounds expensive. What's the catch with the price?

The investment is a flat $4,995. There's no catch. The real question isn't about the price, but the cost. A traditional agency will burn $20k and 3 months of your runway. The cost of that delay isn't just the money; it's the entire funding round. We deliver a fundraising asset in 7 days. You're buying speed.

Why wouldn't I just hire a cheaper freelancer on Upwork?

Because you'd be paying for a pair of hands, not a strategic brain. A freelancer will build what you tell them to. We build what investors need to see. Our process isn't about design; it's about installing the specific signals of founder competence that get you funded. You're buying the strategy, not just the labor.

"7-day sprint" sounds intense. Is this going to consume all of my time?

No. It's designed to do the opposite: save your time. Your total commitment is a 90-minute blueprint session on day one, and a few minutes each day for feedback. We've productized the process to eliminate the meetings and management headaches so you can focus on your real job: building your business.

Who is this sprint NOT a good fit for?

To be the best in the world at one thing, you have to say "no" to a hundred others. This sprint is built exclusively for ambitious, VC-track tech founders who need a strategic MVP, fast. Therefore, it is not a fit for e-commerce brands, local businesses, founders who need a massive 20+ page site, or those who are not in a hurry. We are a premium service for founders who see this as a critical investment in their fundraise, not a line-item cost.

This sounds expensive. What's the catch with the price?

The investment is a flat $4,995. There's no catch. The real question isn't about the price, but the cost. A traditional agency will burn $20k and 3 months of your runway. The cost of that delay isn't just the money; it's the entire funding round. We deliver a fundraising asset in 7 days. You're buying speed.

Why wouldn't I just hire a cheaper freelancer on Upwork?

Because you'd be paying for a pair of hands, not a strategic brain. A freelancer will build what you tell them to. We build what investors need to see. Our process isn't about design; it's about installing the specific signals of founder competence that get you funded. You're buying the strategy, not just the labor.

"7-day sprint" sounds intense. Is this going to consume all of my time?

No. It's designed to do the opposite: save your time. Your total commitment is a 90-minute blueprint session on day one, and a few minutes each day for feedback. We've productized the process to eliminate the meetings and management headaches so you can focus on your real job: building your business.

Who is this sprint NOT a good fit for?

To be the best in the world at one thing, you have to say "no" to a hundred others. This sprint is built exclusively for ambitious, VC-track tech founders who need a strategic MVP, fast. Therefore, it is not a fit for e-commerce brands, local businesses, founders who need a massive 20+ page site, or those who are not in a hurry. We are a premium service for founders who see this as a critical investment in their fundraise, not a line-item cost.